You probably have better things to do; as do I.

Words fail me.

However, this article caught my eye, tickled my curiosity, awoke my horror, and ultimately delivered several belly laughs.

Disclaimer: As previously, declared I have a dark and twisted sense of humor.

https://slate.com/culture/2020/02/pernelet-singing-alligators-crocodiles-philadelphia-north-american-profile.html?via=taps_bottom

That's all I have for today. Rejoice as I do.