Tuesday, February 18, 2020

John Denver's love song to the Calypso

My heart always lifts when I listen to this song. The variety, beauty, majesty, mystery, etc etc of nature is always a balm to my soul. Needless to say (again, but I am going to anyway) that balm is being tainted and destroyed. BUT! Here are two videos that posted today on the Canadian weather site that worked their magic on me:

https://www.theweathernetwork.com/us/videos/gallery/recovering-koala-getting-a-belly-rub-is-all-you-need-to-see-today/4108330236001/6132718999001/most_popular

https://www.theweathernetwork.com/us/videos/gallery/ice-dropped-450feet-into-a-hole-makes-the-most-star-warslike-sounds/sharevideo/6132228062001/most_popular

Yesterday I started prepping LG for sale. I am going to start with a Craig's List ad to see if there is any interest out there for a direct sale. Only one other is for sale in the area and it is the sister unit that was on offer in June 2019 at Kiefer RV.

I am sad not to be able to enjoy being immersed in nature (note below) in this sweet little escape pod. But there is no point in having a mirage of escape parked in my driveway that I cannot deploy by myself at a moment's whim. I did have that with the two van RV's I owned.

However, I am becoming concerned that my driving skills are worsening. Just yesterday in my new sweet little Prius, I tried to slip between two parked cars in a crowded parking lot, and managed to lightly scrape the side of my car. There was no apparent damage to the one I grazed. Maybe I should consider securing a "backup emergency boyfriend", who just happens to be an auto body magician. This comes to mind because my primary boyfriend (among many other fine things) is a computer tech magician. Or, I could just use my checkbook, as usual when confronted with a capability gap, of which I have an abundance.

Note: By immersed, of course I mean in a warm, comfy, fully functional tiny home with screened windows. I'm the very the "the very model of a modern Major Glamper"

Friday, February 14, 2020

A gut laugh followed by an ecstatic update

Gut Laugh: An excerpted paragraph from George Will's Thursday opinion in the Washington Post regarding the current status of the still active Democratic presidential hopefuls:

"In politics, too, the product itself matters more than the marketing of it. Bloomberg’s incurable anti-charisma makes him the equivalent of a no-nonsense sedan, an agreeable contrast with the gaudy chrome-and-tailfins of Trump, a human land-yacht. Bloomberg’s demeanor is that of someone who knows how to smile but resists the inclination. There are, however, credible reports of a dry — arid, actually — Bloomberg witticism. Asked about a possible fall campaign between two billionaires, he replied: Who would be the second one?"

Ecstatic Update:

I traded "the beast" (RAV 4) in for a beautiful 2017 Prius Four. Why a 2017? Was it my ridiculous frugality coming to the fore? No, dear reader(s): it is the LAST year that any Prius has a CD slot. I am not so much aging, as becoming irrelevant in the consumer economy.

After running some numbers and local availability on the RAV and the Little Guy trailer, I had an estimate of the "damage" my not-quit-year-long towing experiment would inflict. I went into this fully willing to pay the damages. Apparently they might add up to one annual non-taxable gift according to 2020 IRS rules. Hence, this adventure will be viewed (by me) as a gift to my inner child. She almost never got to be the silly, carefree decision maker since, well, shortly after my birth.

So, on Tuesday I started looking for a replacement car (actually, I only looked to see what used Prii were out there). Kendall had two 2017's, BOTH WHITE. So I zipped over there to check them out. When I was escorted to the first one, I spontaneously leaned in hugging her exclaiming: "oh honey" as one would a briefly misplaced child. I am sure my saleswoman thought me certifiable (just like the Prius!). But I had wisely asked the male salesman who approached me upon arrival that I wished to work with a woman. As a sex we are much more accepting of spontaneous goofiness. I test drove both, and bought one Wednesday. That might sound rash to those who know my fiscal sobriety. Perhaps, but so what says my in-charge child.

This model has all the safety features of my RAV  of  which I become very appreciative. It is white (you're, welcome Mom) with a light colored interior (strangely very rare in the wild). And it includes a little pad on which I can charge my (likely never to own if I continue to have a choice in the matter) smart phone. I am back to getting 45+ mpg and thus my inner angst and social embarrassment about driving the beast is history.


Sunday, February 9, 2020

You probably have better things to do; as do I.

Words fail me.
However, this article caught my eye, tickled my curiosity, awoke my horror, and ultimately delivered several belly laughs.

Disclaimer: As previously, declared I have a dark and twisted sense of humor.

https://slate.com/culture/2020/02/pernelet-singing-alligators-crocodiles-philadelphia-north-american-profile.html?via=taps_bottom

That's all I have for today. Rejoice as I do.